What a great surprise tonight! From out of nowhere I got a video call from halfway around the world. It was Carsten and Gerda, who were partying hard in the wee hours in her bar near Dusseldorf. They just called to say "FOCK HYOOO ZHEFF!" Who are Carsten and Gerda, and what is "FOCK HYOOO ZHEFF" you ask? Well, let’s take a trip back a few years to my fourth (I think) European Tour…