For those of you keeping track of my travails with my evil phone and the predicaments in which I find myself due to its diabolical auto-correct...in our last episode, "today's rehearsal" somehow became "titties were Hursel" (WTF does that even MEAN?), sent in a text to band members who still look at me funny to this day.
A new high (low?) water-mark was achieved this morning. "Hey man - lemme know if you wanna do a little chow tonight before or after the show" somehow became "Hey man, lemme know if you wanna do a little child tonight before or after the show." The response was “Who is this, Michael Jackson?!”