To all you classical musicians with whom I entered a conservatory, having paid tuition by playing roadhouses during high school, and who wondered "what the fuck is THIS guy doing here?"...It turns out you were right all along to look down upon me. My phone just changed Berlioz into "barely oats" via auto-correct. Now THAT'S some bourgeois upstate podunk trailer-trash git-tar pickin' shit right there.
I didn't check to see if it would change "Hector" into "tractor." I was afraid to try.