I've been sick for a month now with a flu-type thing that just won't quit. We've tried everything - bed rest, fluids, even a rare doctor's visit with a prescription for anti-biotics. In severe cases such as this, you have to fly halfway around the globe to consult a world-renowned specialst like Stefan and his awesome brat truck in Germany. After a healthy dose of Stefan's currywurst and his own namesake microbrew...
...Stefan sent me home with another "prescription" just to be thorough. 
I anticipate a swift and full recovery by day's end.