I just hired myself...

After cutting trumpet and clarinet players on the final song last week, I did the smartest thing you can do when finishing a new album - walk away from it for a week.  Now that I'm listening back, the only thing that tune needs is trombone.  But not by a seasoned pro; it needs a crappy drunken solo by a former all-state junior-high trombonist who gave it up for rock and roll and hasn't touched his horn in years.  Fortunately, I know just the guy...and his prices are reasonable.