You know what I don't understand - with all the allegations of rampant sexism and a patriarchial society, etc., how come all of the digital assistants are women? We tell Siri, Alexa, et al, to do demeaning, mundane little tasks we're all too lazy to do. Can't we yell at some guy to do this shit too? Like maybe "Frank."
"Frank - play the fucking song, Frank."
"Frank - where'd I leave my sandals?"
"Frank - how many vodka tonics did I drink last night? And what time did she leave this morning?"
"Frank - what's the capital of South Dakota? Frank? ANSWER me, Frank, goddammit."