So I just drank for free and met women with long, flowing raven manes and impossibly exquisite cheekbones who speak Dutch (which is insanely hot to listen to), after getting paid to play my songs. And now I'm supposed to go out and BUY drinks and PAY for women to sleep with me? Do I have the word "chump" stenciled across my forehead?
Thomas 1, Red Light District 0.
Thomas 1, Red Light District 0.